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Look what I found on the toilet seat about 30 minutes ago. Now, at least he was honest and owned up to writing this. Jeremy actually found it first. It was extremely difficult to keep a straight face while asking him why he would do such a thing. With a very sad and solemn look on his face and a quiver in his voice he said, "well, I wanted this to be my toilet." I didn't quite know what to say besides, "we don't write on toilets in this house." Then I had to bolt from the room before he saw my smile.